|Officials announce that Castro is dead on the eve of a government mandatory briefing of President-Elect [[Donald Trump]], who would have exposed the lie to the public. Thousands of Marxist liberals then mourn the surprise "death" of one of the 20th century's greatest monsters. | |Officials announce that Castro is dead on the eve of a government mandatory briefing of President-Elect [[Donald Trump]], who would have exposed the lie to the public. Thousands of Marxist liberals then mourn the surprise "death" of one of the 20th century's greatest monsters. |