/* Current Alerts */ Icewedge?
*ALERT:there are people on wikipedia planning to destroy you! There part of a "Cabal"? there members include the banned user icewedge. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Hojimachong][[User:Tennis Sweatshirt|Tennis Sweatshirt]] 03:25, 28 April 2007 (EDT)
:"Cabal" is something of an in-joke, we only plan to destroy Conservapedia when something really annoying happens :-). Oh, and there is no cabal! ---[[User:Hacker|Hacker]]<sup><code>([[User talk:Hacker|Write some code]] • [[Conservapedia:Requests for adminship#Support|Support my RfA]])</code></sup> 07:46, 28 April 2007 (EDT)
*[[User:Staple]] -- vandalism and other questionable content. [[User:RobS|RobS]] 22:24, 27 April 2007 (EDT)
** Staple has many counterproductive edits, and potentially offensive ones by labeling users with categories. I lengthened his block to 1 month. I don't know anything about a "swastika" but feel free to make his block permanent if that is what it sounds like.--[[User:Aschlafly|Aschlafly]] 22:35, 27 April 2007 (EDT)