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I apparently have a fan club.
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Hello,
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{{userboxtop|DavidE}}
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Is there anybody in there?
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{{User Christian2}}
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Just nod if you can hear me
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{{User straightforwardbiblereading}}
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Is there anyone home?
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{{User Baptist}}
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Come on
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{{User 6000YearOldEarth}}
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Now
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{{User Law}}
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I hear you're feeling down
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{{User Vandalized|33}}
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I can ease your pain
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{{userboxbottom}}
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Get you on your feet again
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KJV, YEC, GOP, and not at all PC!  I believe in what the Bible says, not in what some liberal "pastor" feels that the Bible means.  I also believe in the entire Bible; I am not the sort of Christian who believes just in those parts of the Bible that he likes, and only when they suit him.  I do not believe that those parts of the Bible that inconvenience me are to be explained away, while those parts of the Bible that apply only to someone else are to be retained, and I am suspicious of any form of Bible interpretation that the homosexuals could turn around and use to justify their lifestyle choice.
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Relax
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I'll need some information first
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One thing that I like about Conservapedia, and one reason why I think that it is so important, is that edits relying on the authority and inerrancy of Scripture aren't constantly reverted in the name of "tolerance" and "diversity" or discounted as "vandalism," as they are on certain liberal sites that I could name.
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Just the basic facts
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Can you show me where it hurts?
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Please don't lump all non-Catholic, non-Orthodox Christians into a single "Protestant" mass.  As an Independent Fundamental Baptist, I hold views very different from those of Episcopalians and other mainline Protestants.  Before telling me what I do or do not believe, please take the time to find out.
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There is no pain you are receding
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A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
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April 11, 2020, was my 13th anniversary of editing Conservapedia.
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You are only coming through in waves
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Your lips move
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Liberal vandals have repeatedly vandalized both my user page and my talk page.  I wonder why they bother, since liberal trolls, vandals, and parodists are always found out so quickly here.
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But I can't hear what you're saying
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When I was a child I had a fever
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[[Category:Baptist Conservapedians]]
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My hands felt just like
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Two balloons
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Now I've got that feeling once again
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I can't explain
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You would not understand
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This is not how I am
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I... Have become comfortably numb
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O. K.
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Just a little pin prick
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There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
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But you may feel a little sick
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Can you stand up?
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I do believe it's working
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Good
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That'll keep you going through the show
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Come on
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It's time to go
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There is no pain you are receding
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A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
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You are only coming through in waves
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Your lips move
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But I can't hear what you're saying
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When I was a child
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I caught a fleeting glimpse
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Out of the corner of my eye
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I turned to look but it was gone
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I cannot put my finger on it now
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The child is grown
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The dream is gone
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I... Have become comfortably numb
 
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