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===Origins===

===Origins===

Koalas are correctly said to be indigenous to the [[Middle East]], as are all terrestrial animals. Australia became their adopted home to which koalas journeyed after the original two were released from [[Noah's Ark]] at the conclusion of the [[Great Flood]]. Most creationists believe that these ancient Koalas were considerably hardier, faster, and far less fastidious in their diet than their modern descendants, which have degenerated into sleepy, gum-leaf chewing opiate addicts as a result of human sinfulness. The virile, proactive Koala of Biblical times would have been far better endowed physically and emotionally to undertake the epic journey across the world from Mt Ararat to Australia. Initially, koalas arriving from the middle east set up kebab shops in western Sydney, but over time have inhabited most of the east of the continent.  As original Australian fauna consist almost entirely of marsupials, it is likely that bands of marsupials undertook this journey together. Indeed, the Koala may have been carried by the Kangaroos in their pouches, along with other small marsupials for much of this time. The koalas then used the kangaroos to make the kebabs.

Koalas are correctly said to be indigenous to the [[Middle East]], as are all terrestrial animals. Australia became their adopted home to which koalas journeyed after the original two were released from [[Noah's Ark]] at the conclusion of the [[Great Flood]]. Most creationists believe that these ancient Koalas were considerably hardier, faster, and far less fastidious in their diet than their modern descendants, which have degenerated into sleepy, gum-leaf chewing opiate addicts as a result of human sinfulness. The virile, proactive Koala of Biblical times would have been far better endowed physically and emotionally to undertake the epic journey across the world from Mt Ararat to Australia. As original Australian fauna consist almost entirely of marsupials, it is likely that bands of marsupials undertook this journey together. Indeed, the Koala may have been carried by the Kangaroos in their pouches, along with other small marsupials for much of this time.

[[Category:Marsupials]]

[[Category:Marsupials]]