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===Poetry===
===Poetry===
Among Beto's many attributes is his talent as a [[poet]]. In 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord" Beto authored "The Song of the Cow:"
Among Beto's many attributes is his talent as a [[poet]]. In 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord" Beto authored "''The Song of the Cow'':"<ref>https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-wrote-poem-asking-a-cow-to-wax-my-ass-and-scrub-my-balls</ref>
I need a butt-shine,<br>
''I need a butt-shine,<br>
Right now <br>
Right now <br>
You are holy, <br>
You are holy, <br>
Scrub my b*lls. <br>
Scrub my b*lls. <br>
The Cow has risen, <br>
The Cow has risen, <br>
Provide Milk.<ref>https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-wrote-poem-asking-a-cow-to-wax-my-ass-and-scrub-my-balls</ref>
Provide Milk.''
==Political career==
==Political career==