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You Just Gotta Be Kidding Me
I hope these show up OK, I'm not very good at this yet. [[User:LateralQuercus|LateralQuercus]] 17:35, 20 April 2007 (EDT)
I hope these show up OK, I'm not very good at this yet. [[User:LateralQuercus|LateralQuercus]] 17:35, 20 April 2007 (EDT)
== You Just Gotta Be Kidding Me ==
I have argued many times with fundamentalists about why flood geology is just ludacris and watched them slip out from my arguments, usually due to lack of understanding what I am saying, but I just recently had a revelation.
a couple of weeks ago, it hit me that I was arguing with people about rather or not scientific evidence supported a story about:
a guy who built an ark bigger than any wooden boat built today (modern attempts were significantly smaller) out of gohper wood pretty much by himself,
took this boat and went to the vast corners of the earth to collect species of animals such as the koala bear (ultimately taking many animals out of their required habitats) when the world didn't even know that Australia existed,
was able to not only feed these animals, with such vastly different eating habits, during his hunt to collect them all, but for an entire year,
that somehow animals that have lifespans of less than a year were able to survive, on top of the fact that none of them died from disease, etc.,
then released them, and carnivores somehow survived without eating, since eating any animal would mean that specie's extinction,
and herbivores somehow survived, speaking as how a global flood would demolish all plant life, even though a bird got a fig leaf from a freaking mountain top,
and then these animals returned to their remote locations while Noah's family ran to and from all these places committing rampant incest, since human culture was so spread out just shortly after this.
Now I kind of feel like i was arguing with 1st graders as to rather or not Santa Claus existed. If you believe this, you are probably beyond help and definitely beyond logic.