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The United States was founded upon the principles and ideals of Christianity, as demonstrated in the [[Declaration of Independance]], which states that we were created by a higher power which gives us rights. However, the freedom of religion (which means the government cannot interfere in the conduct of churches) is a fundamental aspect of the First Amendment to the Constitution.

The United States was founded upon the principles and ideals of Christianity, as demonstrated in the [[Declaration of Independance]], which states that we were created by a higher power which gives us rights. However, the freedom of religion (which means the government cannot interfere in the conduct of churches) is a fundamental aspect of the First Amendment to the Constitution.

The USA is the centre of the known universe, this is because of a massive gravitational anomaly caused by the vast numbers of fat people who live there.

The USA is rightly considered by its [[Patriotism patriotic]] citizens to be the

were held by citizens of such aspirants to world domination as the [[Roman Empire]], the

[[Soviet Union]] and the [[Third Reich]], but they were wrong.