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Laura Bush

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/* 1963 Car Accident */
== 1963 Car Accident ==
In 1963 Laura Bush, then known as Laura Welch and only 17 years old at the time, was driving her [[Chevrolet]] sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on Nov. 6, 1963. She ran a [[stop sign]] at an intersection and struck a Corvair sedan driven by 17 year old Michael Douglas. Douglas was killed. This is recorded in a two-page accident report released by the city of Midland, Texas. No charges were filled. A little known fact about the car accident is that it left the future first lady without ANY pubic hair on her vagina and her anus. This is what first attracted her future husband to her and without this accident it is said to have been believe that Dubya wouldve never married her skanky ass.<ref>[]</ref>
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