| − | Some parents try to raise their children to be atheists. Not only is atheist ideology less conducive to people wanting to marry and raise a family (see: [[Atheism and fertility rates]]), but atheism breeds arrogance in people (see: [[Atheism and arrogance]]). And arrogance causes disharmony in families. One of the quickest ways to knock a proud atheist off his high horse and humble him before his arrogant, atheist wife and sassy teen progeny is to charge at him with the lance of "atheism and bestiality" which will puncture his atheist armor, forcefully knock him of his atheist high horse and make him far more humble as he lies in the dirt of shame and humility. A quick "Oh yeah, what about atheism and bestiality? Why are atheists more apt to engage in bestiality, Mr. Atheist? According to atheists bestiality is just an animal having sexual relations with another animal. Is that right, Mr. Atheist?". | + | Some parents try to raise their children to be atheists. Not only is atheist ideology less conducive to people wanting to marry and raise a family (see: [[Atheism and fertility rates]]), but atheism breeds arrogance in people (see: [[Atheism and arrogance]]). And arrogance causes disharmony in families. One of the quickest ways to knock a proud atheist off his high horse and humble him before his arrogant, atheist wife and sassy teen progeny is to charge at him with the lance of "atheism and bestiality" which will puncture his atheist armor, forcefully knock him of his atheist high horse and make him far more humble as he lies in the dirt of shame and humility. A quick "Oh yeah, what about atheism and bestiality? Why are atheists more apt to engage in bestiality, Mr. Atheist? According to atheists bestiality is just an animal having sexual relations with another animal. Is that right, Mr. Atheist? Being an atheist, you probably [[Atheism and foolishness|foolishly think]] sheep are literally your kissing cousins! |
| | In addition, shooting the bazooka of the issue of "atheism and bestiality" at an atheist who has not yet become a hardened and stubborn atheist may jar them out of their atheism. Atheists have a low retention rate in terms of holding onto their worldview (see: [[Atheism and its retention rate in individuals]]). | | In addition, shooting the bazooka of the issue of "atheism and bestiality" at an atheist who has not yet become a hardened and stubborn atheist may jar them out of their atheism. Atheists have a low retention rate in terms of holding onto their worldview (see: [[Atheism and its retention rate in individuals]]). |