Some parents try to raise their children to be atheists. Not only is atheist ideology less conducive to people wanting to marry and raise a family (see: [[Atheism and fertility rates]]), but atheism breeds arrogance in people (see: [[Atheism and arrogance]]). And arrogance causes disharmony in families. One of the quickest ways to knock a proud atheist off his high horse and humble him before his arrogant, atheist wife and sassy teen progeny is to charge at him with the lance of "atheism and bestiality" which will puncture his atheist armor, forcefully knock him of his atheist high horse and make him far more humble as he lies in the dirt of shame and humility. A quick "Oh yeah, what about atheism and bestiality? Why are [[Bestiality and various geographic areas|atheists more apt to engage in bestiality]], Mr. Atheist? According to atheists bestiality is just an animal having sexual relations with another animal. Is that right, Mr. Atheist? Being an atheist, you probably [[Atheism and foolishness|foolishly think]] sheep are literally your kissing cousins! You're so foolish Mr. Atheist." | Some parents try to raise their children to be atheists. Not only is atheist ideology less conducive to people wanting to marry and raise a family (see: [[Atheism and fertility rates]]), but atheism breeds arrogance in people (see: [[Atheism and arrogance]]). And arrogance causes disharmony in families. One of the quickest ways to knock a proud atheist off his high horse and humble him before his arrogant, atheist wife and sassy teen progeny is to charge at him with the lance of "atheism and bestiality" which will puncture his atheist armor, forcefully knock him of his atheist high horse and make him far more humble as he lies in the dirt of shame and humility. A quick "Oh yeah, what about atheism and bestiality? Why are [[Bestiality and various geographic areas|atheists more apt to engage in bestiality]], Mr. Atheist? According to atheists bestiality is just an animal having sexual relations with another animal. Is that right, Mr. Atheist? Being an atheist, you probably [[Atheism and foolishness|foolishly think]] sheep are literally your kissing cousins! You're so foolish Mr. Atheist." |