[[File:There no atheists in a burning building.jpg|thumbnail|400px|center|There are no [[atheism|atheists]] in a burning building.
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At the first sniff of smoke inside a building, an atheist becomes an [[agnostic|agnostic]].
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When the smoke becomes more noticeable inside a building, an atheist becomes a Christian.
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When the smoke and fire start growing at a more rapid pace inside a building, a [[ex-atheists|former atheist]] become a devout Christian.
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When the smoke becomes dense inside a building and the fire starts pouring out the the building's windows, a former atheist becomes a [[young earth creationism|young earth creationist]] who [[Speaking in tongues|speaks in tongues]]. ]]