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{{Officeholder
{{Officeholder
|name=Donald John Trump
|name=Donald John Trump
|image=Donald Trump official presidential photo.jpg
|image=Orang-Utan.jpg
|party=[[Republican]] (1987–1999, 2009–2011, 2012–present)<br/> formerly [[Democrat]] (until 1987, 2001–2009), [[Reform Party|Reform]] (1999–2001), and [[Independent voter|Independent]] (2011–2012)
|party=[[Republican]] (1987–1999, 2009–2011, 2012–present)<br/> formerly [[Democrat]] (until 1987, 2001–2009), [[Reform Party|Reform]] (1999–2001), and [[Independent voter|Independent]] (2011–2012)
|spouse=Ivana Trump<br/> Marla Maples<br/>[[Melania Trump]] (current)
|spouse=Ivana Trump<br/> Marla Maples<br/>[[Melania Trump]] (current)
:''For his achievements as U.S. President, see [[Donald Trump achievements]].''
:''For his achievements as U.S. President, see [[Donald Trump achievements]].''
:''Donald Trump was [[Conservative of the Year]] in [[Conservative of the Year 2017|2017]] and [[Conservative of the Year 2018|2018]].''
:''Donald Trump was [[Conservative of the Year]] in [[Conservative of the Year 2017|2017]] and [[Conservative of the Year 2018|2018]].''
'''Donald John Trump''' (b. [[Queens]], [[New York]], on [[Donald Trump's age|June 14, 1946]]), nicknamed "'''The Donald'''," is the 45th [[President of the United States of America]], as a result of winning the [[2016 presidential election]] as the [[Republican Party]] nominee. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and [[television]] personality. A strong [[conservative]], Trump has [[Donald Trump achievements|achieved much during his presidency]] and advanced many conservative priorities. Despite this, he has received more criticism than any U.S. President in history, almost all of which is purely politically motivated.
'''Donald John Trump''' (b. [[Queens]], [[New York]], on [[Donald Trump's age|June 14, 1946]]), nicknamed "'''The Donald'''," was the 45th [[President of the United States of America]], as a result of winning the [[2016 presidential election]] as the [[Republican Party]] nominee. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and [[television]] personality. A strong [[conservative]], Trump has [[Donald Trump achievements|achieved much during his presidency]] and advanced many conservative priorities. Despite this, he has received more criticism than any U.S. President in history, almost all of which is purely politically motivated. Some pilot with far more patience for orangutans than most people flew his fat ass out of Washington DC on January 20, 2021, and thus ended The Orange Terror. He is widely believed to be headed straight for the Bronx Zoo, where he can be among creatures of similar intelligence.
In the [[United States presidential election, 2020|2020 presidential election]], Trump received a record-smashing 73+ million lawful votes, many in the key [[swing states]]. This confirms him as the leader of the [[Republican Party]], indeed the entire nation, for the foreseeable future.
In the [[United States presidential election, 2020|2020 presidential election]], Trump received a record-smashing 73+ million lawful votes, many in the key [[swing states]]. This confirms him as the leader of the [[Republican Party]], indeed the entire nation, for the foreseeable future.