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On returning home, newly washed in the spirit, Mr. Neck supported himself with various odd jobs while tirelessly working to save pre-born children and to fight the homosexual menace in our schools.  Despite his gift of verbal ability and tuneful whistling, Mr. Neck refused all attempts to write songs for the movement.
 
On returning home, newly washed in the spirit, Mr. Neck supported himself with various odd jobs while tirelessly working to save pre-born children and to fight the homosexual menace in our schools.  Despite his gift of verbal ability and tuneful whistling, Mr. Neck refused all attempts to write songs for the movement.
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In the mid-80's Mr. Neck seemingly disappeared.  It was rumored that he had "gone liberal" or became an alcoholic.  In 1999, he resurfaced speaking fluent Spanish and other Latin American tongues.  He refuses to talk about these years but frequently hums "De Colores" and chuckles to himself.
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In the mid-80's Mr. Neck seemingly disappeared.  It was rumored that he had "gone liberal" or became an alcoholic.  In 1999, he resurfaced speaking fluent Spanish and other Latin American tongues.  He refuses to talk about these years but frequently hums "[[de colores]]" and chuckles to himself.
    
After his parents died in 2003, Mr. Neck began to write songs again.  His first new song, "Liberals (Let 'em Burn)" caught the ear of some political campaigns down South and he began to perform them.  2003 also brought word from God that Mr. Neck should move to "Sodomy Central" or Boston, Ma.  Once there, he began to peform live and gained a reputation as a straight-shooting liberal hater.
 
After his parents died in 2003, Mr. Neck began to write songs again.  His first new song, "Liberals (Let 'em Burn)" caught the ear of some political campaigns down South and he began to perform them.  2003 also brought word from God that Mr. Neck should move to "Sodomy Central" or Boston, Ma.  Once there, he began to peform live and gained a reputation as a straight-shooting liberal hater.
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