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| | :''For his achievements as U.S. President, see [[Donald Trump achievements]].'' | | :''For his achievements as U.S. President, see [[Donald Trump achievements]].'' |
| − | :''Donald Trump loves to suck big, black, juicy penises. In fact, when Obama left office, Trump gave him and all his black friends a four hour send off. It started off with simple anal, then it escalated to a spit roast, before ending in a two hour bukkake. This was all recorded, and every night Trump watches it while gently stroking his two inch penis. Then Melina comes to bed and he starts shouting at her, mad that she could never hope to give him the kind of satisfaction that those men gave to him on that fateful night. To this day it is said Trump can be seen wandering the streets, looking for his next juicy, big, veiny, black cock to suck. | + | :''Donald Trump was [[Conservative of the Year]] in [[Conservative of the Year 2017|2017]] and [[Conservative of the Year 2018|2018]].'' |
| | + | '''Donald John Trump''' (b. [[Queens]], [[New York]], on [[Donald Trump's age|June 14, 1946]]), nicknamed "'''The Donald'''," is the 45th [[President of the United States of America]], as a result of winning the [[2016 presidential election]] as the [[Republican Party]] nominee. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and [[television]] personality. A strong [[conservative]], Trump has [[Donald Trump achievements|achieved much during his presidency]] and advanced many conservative priorities. He has greatly benefited the US energy sector by reducing the energy dependence of the US in the Middle East, helping gasoline prices go down, and encouraging projects such as the Keystone Pipeline. Despite this, he has received more criticism than any U.S. president in history, almost all of which is purely politically motivated. |
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| | In the [[United States presidential election, 2020|2020 presidential election]], Trump received at least a record-smashing 74+ million lawful votes, many in the key [[swing states]]. This confirms him as the leader of the [[Republican Party]], indeed the entire nation, for the foreseeable future. Many conservatives who no longer feel they identify with Trump are retiring. This is the most probable cause that at least 25% of Republican senators up in 2022 plan to retire, and many other transitions are occurring among the GOP nationwide. | | In the [[United States presidential election, 2020|2020 presidential election]], Trump received at least a record-smashing 74+ million lawful votes, many in the key [[swing states]]. This confirms him as the leader of the [[Republican Party]], indeed the entire nation, for the foreseeable future. Many conservatives who no longer feel they identify with Trump are retiring. This is the most probable cause that at least 25% of Republican senators up in 2022 plan to retire, and many other transitions are occurring among the GOP nationwide. |
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| | *[https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-first-lady-test-positive-covid-19-n1241769 Trump, first lady test positive for Covid-19]</ref> The mainstream media have started mocking him, some believing he deserved his positive COVID-19 test; Pence is also vulnerable, since many of his workers have contracted the [[Wuhan coronavirus]]. [[Leftists]] and the [[MSM]] attempted to downplay Trump's experiences with the virus, claiming that the average American would not have received similar medication. Trump's strong leadership against the coronavirus even after falling ill to it himself shocked many. | | *[https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-first-lady-test-positive-covid-19-n1241769 Trump, first lady test positive for Covid-19]</ref> The mainstream media have started mocking him, some believing he deserved his positive COVID-19 test; Pence is also vulnerable, since many of his workers have contracted the [[Wuhan coronavirus]]. [[Leftists]] and the [[MSM]] attempted to downplay Trump's experiences with the virus, claiming that the average American would not have received similar medication. Trump's strong leadership against the coronavirus even after falling ill to it himself shocked many. |
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| − | It was a cold and grey morning, and the trees outside weren't the only wood on offer. As I was in bed, I got a knock at the door. It was he, Donald J Trump. I gasped, 'is it really you, o messiah?'. He spoke in perfect english, 'yes' he replied. My boner raged. 'Whats that' he pointed at my pants, 'looks like you have a little problem. I am the best at solving problems. Just ask Pence.' I offered to go to my bedroom but he said it needed to be solved right here. He pulled down my pants. 'thats a very very nice penis', he said. He got down on his knees. pure pleasure, the moment his soft lips graced the tip of my penis a wave of pleasure overcame me. I couldn't help but grab his head and push him down further, until the first 7 inches of my big black penis was deep in his mouth. He stopped, 'I want in my arse', he said, 'I have the best bumhole very big and everyone knows it, just like my hands.'. I slipped it in and he begged for more. He wanted to be called daddy T and I did. We went at it for hours, but it felt like minutes and with one final push the job was done. daddy trump then opened his umbrella and floated away. Never to be seen again. I then ate cereal for breakfast.
| + | ==Financial worth & education== |
| | + | Trump has engaged in many financial pursuits and estimated that his net worth was $10 billion, as of July 2015.<ref>LoGiurato, Brett (July 25, 2015). [https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-net-worth-2015-7 "We finally know a lot more about Donald Trump's 'massive' net worth"]. Business Insider website.</ref> ''Forbes'', however, estimates his net worth is $3.1 billion as of 2019.<ref>[https://www.forbes.com/profile/donald-trump/ "The world's most powerful people: #2 Donald Trump"]. (March 6, 2017). Forbes.com website.</ref> He graduated from the New York Military Academy in 1964 and first attended college at [[Fordham University]] for two years before transferring to the more competitive [[University of Pennsylvania]] and completing his undergraduate studies at its Wharton School of Finance and Commerce. In September 2020, the [[New York Times]] reported on Donald Trump engaging in tax avoidance. It was claimed that his tax avoidance dates back to the 1990s. |
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| | + | Early media profiles of Trump claim he graduated "first in his class" from Wharton.<ref>Whitman, Alden (January 28, 1973). [https://www.nytimes.com/1973/01/28/archives/a-builder-looks-backand-moves-forward-builder-looks-back-but-moves.html "A builder looks back—and moves forward".] ''New York Times''. Retrieved from ''New York Times'' website.</ref> The evidence suggests otherwise and yet Trump has never sought to correct or clarify this potentially significant error.<ref>Geist, William E. (April 8, 1984). [https://www.nytimes.com/1984/04/08/magazine/the-expanding-empire-of-donald-trump.html "The expanding empire of Donald Trump".] ''New York Times Magazine''. Retrieved from ''New York Times'' website.</ref> |
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