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'''Evelyn Alden''' is a [[liberal]] [[politician]] in the city of Omaha, Nebraska. She is known for switching from the Democrat Party to the Republican Party purely so she could run against her ex-boyfriend, who is [[bisexual]]. She advocates for transgenderism by identifying as [[non-binary]] and using fake pronouns. She has been implicated in a tax fraud scheme, and has been seen smoking [[cannabis]]. She is an atheist, and advocates for [[imperialism]] by saying that Omaha should annex neighboring cities to gain tax money and influence. She is a [[RINO]] and a socialist. Luckily, Alden has never won any elections, or even come close.
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'''Evelyn Alden''' (born June 9th, 1989, aged 32) is a [[liberal]] [[politician]] in the city of Omaha, Nebraska. She is known for switching from the Democrat Party to the Republican Party purely so she could run against her ex-boyfriend, who is [[bisexual]]. She advocates for transgenderism by identifying as [[non-binary]] and using fake pronouns. She has been implicated in a tax fraud scheme, and has been seen smoking [[cannabis]]. She is an atheist, and advocates for [[imperialism]] by saying that Omaha should annex neighboring cities to gain tax money and influence. She is a [[RINO]] and a socialist. Luckily, Alden has never won any elections, or even come close.
    
==Early life==
 
==Early life==

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