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→The South in humor
*''A Southerner steps out of a [[London]] pub and a local Brit asks him for a fag. So the Southerner hit him. A London cop intervenes, and the Brit says, "All I did was ask him for a fag." The Southerner says, "In my country a fag is a queer." The Brit says, "Oh, you're a Yank." So the Southern hit him again. ''
*''A Southerner steps out of a [[London]] pub and a local Brit asks him for a fag. So the Southerner hit him. A London cop intervenes, and the Brit says, "All I did was ask him for a fag." The Southerner says, "In my country a fag is a queer." The Brit says, "Oh, you're a Yank." So the Southern hit him again. ''
*''Three men are waiting in the maternity lounge and the doctors comes in and says, "I'm afraid there's been a mixup, and you're all going to have to draw straws.'' So the draw straws and the Southerner wins to right to pick first. He picks the black child, and the doctor says, ''Wait a minute, there's something wrong here.'' The Southerner says, "I ain't taking no chances my son is a yank."''
*''Three men are waiting in the maternity lounge and the doctors comes in and says, "I'm afraid there's been a mixup, and you're all going to have to draw straws.'' So the draw straws and the Southerner wins to right to pick first. He picks the black child, and the doctor says, "Wait a minute, there's something wrong here. The Southerner says, "I ain't taking no chances my son is a yank."''
==See also==
==See also==