Changes

"'In God We Trust.' I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true."

"'In God We Trust.' I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true."

"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."

"It ain't the parts of the so-called "Holy Bible" that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."

"Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of."

"Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of."