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Line 1: − == Chuck Norris Jokes ==+ − - Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.<br> − - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.<br> − - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.<br> − - There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.<br> − - Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.<br> − - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.<br> − - Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.<br> − - Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.<br> − - Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.<br> − - When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.<br> − - Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.<br> − - There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.<br> − - Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.<br> − - Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.<br> − - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.<br> − - Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost<br> − - Chuck Norris once crossed the road. No one has dared question his motives.<br> − - If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.<br>
reason for the deletion of obvious lies about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not believe in a vast atheist conspiracy.