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[[Image:Campaign sign Mendham NJ 2018.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Campaign sign of the real candidate Robert Crook, posted throughout Mendham, [[New Jersey|NJ]], in Oct. 2018.]]
 
[[Image:Campaign sign Mendham NJ 2018.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Campaign sign of the real candidate Robert Crook, posted throughout Mendham, [[New Jersey|NJ]], in Oct. 2018.]]
 
[[Image:Michelangelo creation-of-sun-and-moon.jpg|alt=creationism|right|thumb|250px|"But the one who rules in heaven laughs. The [[Lord]] scoffs at them." - [[Psalm]] 2:4 (ESV)]]
 
[[Image:Michelangelo creation-of-sun-and-moon.jpg|alt=creationism|right|thumb|250px|"But the one who rules in heaven laughs. The [[Lord]] scoffs at them." - [[Psalm]] 2:4 (ESV)]]
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Much humor is poking fun at how seriously people take themselves, which may reflect [[God]]'s laughing at mankind.  [[Proverbs 1-8 (Translated)#8:31|Proverbs 8:31]] states that [[God]] finds amusement with the human race.  Also, a humble, self-deprecating willingness to "turn the other cheek" as urged by the [[Bible]] is an essential part of a sense of humor, and is something many [[liberal]]s lack.  Here are some examples of humor that could first be for God's amusement, then man's:
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Much humor is poking fun at how seriously people take themselves, which may reflect [[God]]'s laughing at mankind.  [[Proverbs 1-8 (Translated)#8:31|Proverbs 8:31]] states that [[God]] finds amusement with the human race.  Also, a humble, self-deprecating willingness to "turn the other cheek" as urged by the [[Bible]] is an essential part of a sense of humor, and is something many [[liberal]]s lack.  Here are some examples of humor that could be first for God's amusement, then man's:
    
*'''Historical Events''': one of the most important official religious assemblies in history -- called a "diet" -- occurred in 1521 concerning [[Martin Luther]] in Worms, Germany, and hence became the "[[Diet of Worms]]."
 
*'''Historical Events''': one of the most important official religious assemblies in history -- called a "diet" -- occurred in 1521 concerning [[Martin Luther]] in Worms, Germany, and hence became the "[[Diet of Worms]]."
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:*"[[CJ Stroud]]" is a record-breaking young [[NFL]] [[QB]] who outspokenly [[evangelism|evangelizes]] for [[Jesus Christ]]. His nickname "CJ" looks like "[[Christ Jesus]]" and his last name looks like "Shroud" as in "[[Shroud of Turin]]."
 
:*"[[CJ Stroud]]" is a record-breaking young [[NFL]] [[QB]] who outspokenly [[evangelism|evangelizes]] for [[Jesus Christ]]. His nickname "CJ" looks like "[[Christ Jesus]]" and his last name looks like "Shroud" as in "[[Shroud of Turin]]."
 
:*[[Tim Tebow]]'s completion of ten passes for 316 yards, at 31.6 yards per completion, in his stunning playoff victory against the [[Pittsburgh Steelers]], echoed his promotion of [[John_1-7_(Translated)#3:16|John 3:16]] and caused a million searches on the internet for that verse.
 
:*[[Tim Tebow]]'s completion of ten passes for 316 yards, at 31.6 yards per completion, in his stunning playoff victory against the [[Pittsburgh Steelers]], echoed his promotion of [[John_1-7_(Translated)#3:16|John 3:16]] and caused a million searches on the internet for that verse.
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*'''Names''': remarkable skills or traits are associated with people who have unusual names to match.  [[Ken Ham]] built the [[Ark Encounter]] full-size replica of [[Noah's Ark]] in [[Kentucky]]; "[[Ham]]" was the youngest son of [[Noah]]. Jim "Trusty" is the name of a leading attorney who spent 28 years as a prosecutor and more recently represents [[Donald Trump]].<ref>https://www.npr.org/2023/03/31/1167541907/donald-trump-indictment-lawyer-jim-trusty</ref> Political candidates often have ironic names, such as Eric "Crony" who lost his race for a county board seat in [[Illinois]] in 2022.  The long-time heavyweight boxing champ (2020 WBC title) was, until May 2024, an undefeated fighter named Tyson Fury; his first name at birth was inspired by the legendary boxer and his last name speaks for itself.  Perhaps the greatest wrestler in history had the last name "Gotch".  The largest toll evader in [[Pennsylvania]] -- $127,967.40 including fines—is a man named Jarrett Stiff.<ref>https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/pas-worst-toll-evader-named-stiff-to-pay-up-dollar128k-in-all/ar-AAARiwP?OCID=ansmsnnews11</ref>  A star wide receiver for the NFL Dallas Cowboys is named "Michael Gallup."  Jaime Sin was such an extraordinary priest that he was elevated to the esteemed position of "Cardinal", making him "Cardinal Sin."<ref>http://www.catholic-hierarchy.org/bishop/bsin.html</ref>  Other examples include "Usain Bolt" (the fastest sprinter in world history), "Learned Hand" (one of the finest judges in history), "Michael Arms" (an [[2012 Summer Olympics|Olympic]] rower from [[New Zealand]]),<ref>https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/047f7705-2b90-4267-94da-e2c02de08d98</ref> "Billy Sunday" (one of the most famous [[Christian]] preachers in [[America]]n history), "Richie Incognito" (an [[NFL]] all-Pro offensive lineman who made headlines for badgering a teammate),<ref>http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5002565</ref> "Marcus Smart" (a star basketball player who did the not-so-smart shoving of a fan who heckled him during a game),<ref>http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-basketball/story/2014-02-09/marcus-smart-suspension-length-punishment-shove-push-fan-oklahoma-state-texas-tech-video-return-out</ref> "Lester Wire" (inventor of the first electric traffic signal),<ref>http://www.examiner.com/article/salt-lake-original-the-electric-traffic-signal</ref> and "[[George McGovern]]" (a former U.S. Senator and presidential candidate). Also, there are many whites named "Black" and many African Americans named "White". Russell Brain was a famous neurologist whose textbook, ''Brain's Diseases of the Nervous System'', is still in wide use.  The consonants of the name of longtime [[RNC]] Chairman [[Reince Priebus]] spell "RNC P.R. B.S."
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*'''Names''': remarkable skills or traits are associated with people who have unusual names to match.  [[Ken Ham]] built the full-size [[Ark Encounter]] replica of [[Noah's Ark]] in [[Kentucky]]; "[[Ham]]" was the youngest son of [[Noah]]. Jim "Trusty" is the name of a leading attorney who spent 28 years as a prosecutor and more recently represents [[Donald Trump]].<ref>https://www.npr.org/2023/03/31/1167541907/donald-trump-indictment-lawyer-jim-trusty</ref> Political candidates often have ironic names, such as Eric "Crony" who lost his race for a county board seat in [[Illinois]] in 2022.  The long-time heavyweight boxing champ (2020 WBC title) was, until May 2024, an undefeated fighter named Tyson Fury; his first name at birth was inspired by the legendary boxer and his last name speaks for itself.  Perhaps the greatest wrestler in history had the last name "Gotch".  The largest toll evader in [[Pennsylvania]] -- $127,967.40 including fines—is a man named Jarrett Stiff.<ref>https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/pas-worst-toll-evader-named-stiff-to-pay-up-dollar128k-in-all/ar-AAARiwP?OCID=ansmsnnews11</ref>  A star wide receiver for the NFL Dallas Cowboys is named "Michael Gallup."  Jaime Sin was such an extraordinary priest that he was elevated to the esteemed position of "Cardinal", making him "Cardinal Sin."<ref>http://www.catholic-hierarchy.org/bishop/bsin.html</ref>  Other examples include "Usain Bolt" (the fastest sprinter in world history), "Learned Hand" (one of the finest judges in history), "Michael Arms" (an [[2012 Summer Olympics|Olympic]] rower from [[New Zealand]]),<ref>https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/047f7705-2b90-4267-94da-e2c02de08d98</ref> "Billy Sunday" (one of the most famous [[Christian]] preachers in [[America]]n history), "Richie Incognito" (an [[NFL]] all-Pro offensive lineman who made headlines for badgering a teammate),<ref>http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5002565</ref> "Marcus Smart" (a star basketball player who did the not-so-smart shoving of a fan who heckled him during a game),<ref>http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-basketball/story/2014-02-09/marcus-smart-suspension-length-punishment-shove-push-fan-oklahoma-state-texas-tech-video-return-out</ref> "Lester Wire" (inventor of the first electric traffic signal),<ref>http://www.examiner.com/article/salt-lake-original-the-electric-traffic-signal</ref> and "[[George McGovern]]" (a former U.S. Senator and presidential candidate). Also, there are many whites named "Black" and many African Americans named "White". Russell Brain was a famous neurologist whose textbook, ''Brain's Diseases of the Nervous System'', is still in wide use.  The consonants of the name of longtime [[RNC]] Chairman [[Reince Priebus]] spell "RNC P.R. B.S."
 
*'''Nutty Theories''': the originator of the "Oxfordian theory" that the Earl of Oxford was the secret author of [[Shakespeare]]'s poems and plays was a [[British]] schoolteacher named "J. Thomas Looney."<ref>https://heyprof.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/oxfordian-theory-of-shakespeare-authorship.pdf</ref>
 
*'''Nutty Theories''': the originator of the "Oxfordian theory" that the Earl of Oxford was the secret author of [[Shakespeare]]'s poems and plays was a [[British]] schoolteacher named "J. Thomas Looney."<ref>https://heyprof.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/oxfordian-theory-of-shakespeare-authorship.pdf</ref>
 
*'''[[John 1-7 (Translated)#2:1|The Wedding at Cana]]''': it was a huge ''faux pas'' for the host to run out of wine, leaving the guests stranded with nothing to drink (the water was probably not drinkable), but the last laugh was by the servants and [[Jesus]] when they gave a welcomed surprise to the host without explaining the source.
 
*'''[[John 1-7 (Translated)#2:1|The Wedding at Cana]]''': it was a huge ''faux pas'' for the host to run out of wine, leaving the guests stranded with nothing to drink (the water was probably not drinkable), but the last laugh was by the servants and [[Jesus]] when they gave a welcomed surprise to the host without explaining the source.
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