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A broadcast on the [[NATO war in Ukraine]] on the ZDF children's news program in [[Germany]] left viewers speechless. In it, the [[German]] built Taurus [[cruise missile]] and the [[French]] and [[British]] Storm Shadow, complete with mouths, noses and eyes, chat casually with a [[Leopard tank]] about [[Russia]].<ref>https://youtu.be/kgsVFZXnkAE</ref>

A broadcast on the [[NATO war in Ukraine]] on the ZDF children's news program in [[Germany]] left viewers speechless. In it, the [[German]] built Taurus [[cruise missile]] and the [[French]] and [[British]] Storm Shadow, complete with mouths, noses and eyes, chat casually with a [[Leopard tank]] about [[Russia]].<ref>https://youtu.be/kgsVFZXnkAE</ref>

Taurus’s squeaky girl's voice begins angrily: "We cruise missiles have to blow [[Olaf Scholz]]'s march properly." Whereupon [[Storm Shadow]] asks in an [[English]] accent: "Um, why?" Taurus’s response: "Well, because he refuses to deliver me to [[Ukraine]]!" Interjection from [[Leopard 2]] with an [[Eastern Europe]]an accent: "Just like they did to me!" Scalp chimes in: "Huh, screw you, [[Taurus]], the Ukrainians are already getting me!" Storm Shadow: "And me!" Taurus replies: "You know you're one and the same cruise missile, just from different countries?" Storm Shadow: "It's the differences that make us unique and show us how special we are." Interjection from Leopard 2: "Hey, definitely post that on [[Instagram]]!" Storm Shadow: "Already done!"

Taurus’s squeaky girl's voice begins angrily: "We cruise missiles have to blow [[Olaf Scholz]]'s march properly." Whereupon [[Storm Shadow]] asks in an [[English]] accent: "Um, why?" Taurus’s response: "Well, because he refuses to deliver me to [[Ukraine]]!" Interjection from [[Leopard 2]] with an [[Eastern Europe]]an accent: "Just like they did to me!" Scalp chimes in: "Huh, screw you, [[Taurus missile|Taurus]], the Ukrainians are already getting me!" Storm Shadow: "And me!" Taurus replies: "You know you're one and the same cruise missile, just from different countries?" Storm Shadow: "It's the differences that make us unique and show us how special we are." Interjection from Leopard 2: "Hey, definitely post that on [[Instagram]]!" Storm Shadow: "Already done!"

Taurus: "No wonder they want me, I'm clearly the better cruise missile!" Storm Shadow replies: "More like an a** missile if you don't show up soon!" Scalp: "Hahaha!" Taurus shouts: "Hey, it's not up to me!" Leopard 2: "You don't have to blow up!" Taurus shouts, "I’m a cruise missile, that's exactly what I'm supposed to do!" Scalp, appeasingly: "You’re not allowed in Ukraine because your chancellor is hesitating and procrastinating again?" Storm Shadow knows the score: "The [[German]] technical term for that is 'scholzen'." "No," Taurus replies, "this time there was even a reason: Because I have such a long range, he's afraid I'll overshoot and hit Russia." Now Scalp's [[girl]] voice clears her throat and squeals: "Hmm… And what has Russia been doing for the last two years?" Leopard 2 repeats: "What has Russia been doing for the last two years?" Taurus, amazed: "Really?"

Taurus: "No wonder they want me, I'm clearly the better cruise missile!" Storm Shadow replies: "More like an a** missile if you don't show up soon!" Scalp: "Hahaha!" Taurus shouts: "Hey, it's not up to me!" Leopard 2: "You don't have to blow up!" Taurus shouts, "I’m a cruise missile, that's exactly what I'm supposed to do!" Scalp, appeasingly: "You’re not allowed in Ukraine because your chancellor is hesitating and procrastinating again?" Storm Shadow knows the score: "The [[German]] technical term for that is 'scholzen'." "No," Taurus replies, "this time there was even a reason: Because I have such a long range, he's afraid I'll overshoot and hit Russia." Now Scalp's [[girl]] voice clears her throat and squeals: "Hmm… And what has Russia been doing for the last two years?" Leopard 2 repeats: "What has Russia been doing for the last two years?" Taurus, amazed: "Really?"