| − | [[File:Creamy peanut butter.jpg|center|thumbnail|According to the National Peanut Board, American women and children prefer creamy peanut butter, while most American men prefer chunky peanut butter.[http://www.nationalpeanutboard.org/classroom-funfacts.php] | + | [[File:Creamy peanut butter.jpg|500px|center|thumbnail|According to the National Peanut Board, American women and children prefer creamy peanut butter, while most American men prefer chunky peanut butter.[http://www.nationalpeanutboard.org/classroom-funfacts.php] |
| − | If you are scared that WWIII has started despite a lack of evidence that it has, consider the possibility that you lack [[machismo]]. ]] | + | If you are a gentleman who is scared that WWIII has started despite a lack of evidence that it has, stop eating smooth peanut butter and consider the possibility that you lack [[machismo]]. ]] |