*At noon, January 20, the new president and vice president will be sworn into office.
*At noon, January 20, the new president and vice president will be sworn into office.
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*The electoral college elected George W. Bush, our great general who we must follow to the grave. Since then he has increased the peace in the world, adhered to the U.N, fixed the environment, did not wiretap, and takes weekends off to save kittens from trees, save the world, give kids candy, and personally fight Osama bin Laden, once putting him in a choke hold and saying, you've been terrorized by the dubya.