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<big>'''Key point:'''</big> On behalf of all patriotic American toilet paper purchasers, I declare total victory! Ole! Ole! Ole! USA! USA! USA!
*[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada].
*[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada].
What an obnoxious ass.
What an obnoxious ass.
=== My last soft ply toilet paper purchase in the USA ===
*Purchase summary
*Item subtotal:$15.00
*Promos & Coupons:-$4.50
*Pickup fee:FREE
*Sales tax:$0.92
*Total:$11.42
'''Copilot wrote:'''
"Short answer: Yes — $11.42 for 27 rolls is a very good deal.
The effective price is $0.42 per roll, which is far below typical retail pricing.
'''🧮 Quick breakdown (answer first):'''
Total sheets: 27 rolls × 242 sheets = 6,534 sheets
Total cost: $11.42
Cost per roll: $11.42 ÷ 27 = $0.423 per roll
Cost per 100 sheets: $11.42 ÷ 65.34 = $0.175 per 100 sheets
'''Why this is excellent:'''
Most major brands (Charmin, Cottonelle, Scott, etc.) typically run:
$0.80–$1.50 per roll for comparable 2‑ply rolls
$0.30–$0.50 per 100 sheets depending on brand and pack size
Your deal is less than half the usual per‑roll price and about 40–50% cheaper per sheet."
<big>'''Key point:'''</big> On behalf of all patriotic American toilet paper purchasers, I declare total victory! Ole! Ole! Ole! USA! USA! USA!
I trust this clarifies matters. [[User:Conservative|Conservative]] ([[User talk:Conservative|talk]]) 17:31, August 26, 2026 (EDT)