==Life after braindead Biden leaves the White House==
==Life after braindead Biden leaves the White House==
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===$LAPTOP===
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On Tuesday, September 8th 2026, Hunter created a crypto called "$LAPTOP". His statement was that so many people had fallen victim to rug-pull scams, and that for some reason you could trust him not to. Less than 2 hours after the coin was created, he rug-pulled millions from his own supporters who bought $LAPTOP - a $LAP in the face of the trust of his few remaining American supporters.