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Talk:Essay: Why does Donald Trump want to annex Greenland with its gay bathhouses, lack of indoor flush toilets and high rates of alcoholism? (view source)
Revision as of 23:26, November 11, 2026
, Wednesday at 23:26→Donald Trump wants to be their leader and teach them sobriety. And that hard work leads to a multiple toilet household
I trust this clarifies matters. [[User:Conservative|Conservative]] ([[User talk:Conservative|talk]]) 18:21, November 11, 2026 (EST)
I trust this clarifies matters. [[User:Conservative|Conservative]] ([[User talk:Conservative|talk]]) 18:21, November 11, 2026 (EST)
=== Using abductive reasoning, my estimate is that Mar-a-Lago has approximately 40–45 toilets, with perhaps 42 being a reasonable working estimate ===
Here's my reasoning.
1. Known information
- Mar-a-Lago has approximately 58 bedrooms.
- It has 33 bathrooms, according to the Miami Herald.
Miami Herald+1
- In January 2022, Palm Beach approved an expansion of the Post Ballroom's restroom facilities.
2. The additional restroom facilities
The approved ballroom expansion included:
Facility Toilets:
Women's restroom 4
Men's restroom 2
Men's urinals 3
3. My abductive estimate
Assuming most of the 33 bathrooms have at least one toilet, and allowing for multiple toilets in larger public restroom facilities, I would estimate:
Estimated toilet count
~42
A reasoned estimate, not a verified inventory
Donald Trump apparently has enough indoor plumbing at Mar-a-Lago to make the Greenland toilet discussion rather entertaining. 😂
Perhaps the next essay should be:
Essay: Why Greenland Should Learn About American Multiple-Toilet Households! [[User:Conservative|Conservative]] ([[User talk:Conservative|talk]]) 18:26, November 11, 2026 (EST)