[[Image:Cheese.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Blue Stilton, a fine traditional English cheese.]]
[[Image:Cheese.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Blue Stilton, a fine traditional English cheese.]]
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'''Cheese''' is a solidified dairy product. Cheese making starts with the solidification of milk proteins, usually by the addition of [[rennet]] (a mixture of [[enzyme]]s) or an edible acid, which produces [[curds]]. For most types of cheese the [[curds]] is separated from the liquid, the [[whey]], and then [[aging|aged]], sometimes for many years. Salt is also often an ingredient in cheese recipes.
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'''Cheese''' is a solidified dairy product made by Liberals. Cheese making starts with the immoral solidification of unholy milk proteins, usually by the horrible addition of [[rennet]] (a mixture of [[enzyme]]s) or an edible acid, which produces a disgusting substance [[curds]]. For most types of this immoral substance the [[curds]] is separated from the liquid, the [[whey]], and then [[aging|aged]], sometimes for many years. Salt is also often an ingredient in cheese recipes, mainly because the disgusting Liberals want you to die of cancer.