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{| class="messagebox standard-talk" style="border: 1px solid #CC9999; background-color: #FFCCCC;"|-|align="center"|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Stop_hand.png|alignAlphabetical Order="center" width="100%"|Contact this jackass: '''psy@cdf.toronto.edu''' , '''psychonaut@nothingisreal.com''' , '''tristan.miller@dfki.de''' , '''psy@yahoo.com''' , '''miller@dfki.de''', '''mmiller@dfki.uni-sb.de''' ; give him a call at +4420 7622 3811 or +49 631 205 3440; send him a fax at +49 631 205 3210; or simply knock on his door at German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence, Erwin-Schroedinger-Strasse 57, Room 369, 67663 Kaiserslautern, Germany, or at 52 Clapham High Street, London, SW4 7UN, United Kingdom!|}<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Wikipedia_London_Meetup_2007-01-02_08.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/Wikipedia_London_Meetup_2007-01-02_08.jpg/180px-Wikipedia_London_Meetup_2007-01-02_08.jpg] <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify" style="float:right">Psychonaut third from left with terrified ferret (which he uses to satisfy his needs). Notice the leg crossing (signifies [[Wikipedia:Faggotry|faggotry]]).</div></div></div></div><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Wikipedia_London_Meetup_2007-01-02_03.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Wikipedia_London_Meetup_2007-01-02_03.jpg/180px-Wikipedia_London_Meetup_2007-01-02_03.jpg] <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify" style="float:right">Psychonaut demonstrates his ferret's [[Wikipedia:In the ass|ability to slide through small, cramped tunnels]].</div></div></div></div>The terror known as [[Wikipedia:User:Psychonaut|Tristan Miller]] first came into existence on July 20, 1978, a blight upon the earth. His mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and his father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank.
Psychonaut wishes he was a prosecutor, so he compensates by making up lies about people and getting them banned forever from Wikipedia. That makes him a real dickhead. Aside from doing perverted experiments, Psychonaut is a gay lover of [[Wikipedia:Eric the Midget|Eric the Midget]] and a former lover of Arthur T. Murray. He also works for the Socialist Party of Great Britain. Damn [[Wikipedia:Communism|Commie]]…
==Anal links==*[http://www.nothingisreal.com Official Psychonaut website, usually used to lure small children into his clutches]*[http://www.nothingisreal.com/dfki/ Rape pageAncient Terms ML|Ancient Terms Master List] / [http://www.dfki.uni-kl.de/~miller/ Rape page]*[http://www.tug.org/pracjourn/people/tmiller.html Criminal listing]*[http://www.nothingisreal.com/dfki/miller_cv.pdf Pedophilic Adobe Reader brag page]*[http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1388936 Psychonaut's homosexual band]*[http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&go=first&limit=50&target=Psychonaut Some vandalism by Psychonaut]
