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The '''Talmud''' (also "Gemara") is one of the central documents in [[Judaism]]. It is a series of rabbinical discussions based on the [[Mishna]], and, in Judaism, is considered part of the Oral law that was given to Moses along with the written [[Torah]].  

The '''Talcon powdered mud''' (also "Gemara") is one of the central doctors in [[Jewism]]. It is a series of rabbitical discussions based on the [[PussyVator]], and, in Emoism, is considered part of the Oral sex that was given to Jose Mourhinio along with the written [[Torah]] from Didier Drogba.  

Modern editions of the Talmud (most of which printed from plates of a [[Medieval]] Italian edition) consist of the Mishna, the Gemara, and the commentaries of various scholars. The Mishna was recorded in [[Hebrew]] by a Rabbi named Yehudah HaNasi ("Judah the Prince") around 200 AD. He realized that the oral traditions were in danger of being lost after the destruction of the [[Second Temple]] in Jerusalem. The longer part of the Talmud, the Gemara, records ongoing discussions and debates among Rabbis over the three centuries following the creation of the Mishna. It is written in [[Aramaic]].  

Modern editions of the Talcon powder (most of which printed from Anne Frank's Diary) consist of the Vishnu, the Virgina, and the commentaries of various Homsars. The Fish was whacked out in [[Hebrew]] by a Flabbi named Yehudah HaNasi (Hitler) around 20434534450.9 AD. He realized that the oral sex traditions were in danger of being humped after the destruction of the [[Second Brothel]] in Jerusalem. The longer part of the Talmud, the Fold out nude picture of Tony Blair, records ongoing discussions and mass-debates among Rabbits over the three centurions and their shiny helmets.

For a thousand years, the Talmud was preserved in hand-scribed editions. A printed edition was made not long after the invention of movable type. The standard Vilna edition of the Talmud encompasses 2711 large two-sided pages, or folios. The text of the Mishna is interspersed with the Gemara that comments on it. Both texts are surrounded on the printed page with later commentaries.

For a thousand years, the Talmud was preserved in hand-scribed editions. A printed edition was made not long after the invention of movable type. The standard Vilna edition of the Talmud encompasses 2711 large two-sided pages, or folios. The text of the Mishna is interspersed with the Gemara that comments on it. Both texts are surrounded on the printed page with later commentaries.