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'''Guantanamo Bay''' is an [[United States of America|American]] [[happy camp]] where [[atheist]] [[liberal]]s are detained for [[terrorism]].

'''Guantanamo Bay''' is an [[United States of America|American]] [[happy camp]] where [[atheist]] [[liberal]]s are detained for [[terrorism]].

Due to unwholesome liberal bias in the [[US Constitution]], these Mohammedan pork-dodgers would be sure to make trouble by banging on about the right to be [[trial|tried]] for their crimes, have access to [[lawyers]], so the camp is in [[Cuba]] where we are not bound by the Constitution and can abide by [[freedom]]-loving American principles.

Due to unwholesome liberal bias in the [[US Constitution]], these Mohammedan pork-dodgers would be sure to make trouble by banging on about the right to be [[trial|tried]] for their crimes, demand access to [[lawyers]] and so forth, so the camp is in [[Cuba]] (our friendly [[communist]] neighbour) where we are not bound by the Constitution and can therefore abide by American principles.