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Line 1: − '''Bold text'''Vegetables − This form of plant life has been around since before the earth was created by SATAN. THey may seem like meek and unintelligent forms of life on the outside, but really they are melevolent killers and SATAN worshipers.THey have been waiting for billions of years to take over the Unholy fortress of Vatican City. − − − '''Bold text'''Origins − THe earliest forms of vegetables probably orgininated after the big bang. They floated around space until they lachted onto a young still forming Earth. They landed on the plateu of Kazadooom, and they sucked up all the newly formed lava. THeir internal bodies filtered the hotness out of the lava and PEEd out the newly formed water (H2O). THe hotness they had filtered out began to brew inside their bodies forcing them to turn whacky colors. THey have adopted this form of camaflouge to this day using it to pass for a meager form of food designated to modern day peasants. − − '''Bold text'''Future Plans − − Vegetable have always from their creation,striven to defeat the holy palace of the Arsoles AKA the Vatican. Using their favorite weapons (Cutlasses and Tri-Beam Lazers) they have combated the Arsoles, in a secret shadow war unbenounced to humanity. − − '''Bold text'''More INfo − Go to www.vegetabletakeover.org − and books JOhn, Paul, George, and RIngo in the Bible
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