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'''Horses''' are four legged beasts-of-burden of the ''Equus'' family. Originally from eastern [[Asia]], the horse was brought to Europe by Noah. The Spanish eventually brought them over to the New World, where the [[Indians]] thought they were just swell, and probably worshiped them as gods or something. Above all else, horses are known to enjoy posing with nude British actors, such as [[Daniel Radcliffe]].
== Horse Power ==
'''Horse Power''' is a common unit of measurement to gauge the physical power of a machine. The unit measures how many horses the machine can kill before breaking, times ten. For example, a car with two hundred horse power can kill two thousand horses before needing to be serviced by a mechanic.
== Horse Power ==
'''Horse Power''' is a common unit of measurement to gauge the physical power of a machine. The unit measures how many horses the machine can kill before breaking, times ten. For example, a car with two hundred horse power can kill two thousand horses before needing to be serviced by a mechanic.