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| | == The Bible on Shrimps == | | == The Bible on Shrimps == |
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| − | Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
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| | + | ''"These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."'' (Leviticus 11:9-12) |
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| − | Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
| + | Christians of various sects disagree on to what extent Levitical law on this matter should be followed. Some feel that, following Matthew 15:11 ("What goes into a man's mouth does not make him 'unclean,' but what comes out of his mouth, that is what makes him 'unclean.' "), all dietary restrictions are no longer required. |
| − | These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
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| − | And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: | |
| − | They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
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| − | Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
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| − | Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
| + | [[Category:Crustaceans]] |
| − | These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
| + | [[Category:Seafood]] |
| − | And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
| + | [[Category: non-Kosher foods]] |