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University of California, Berkeley (view source)
Revision as of 04:48, November 25, 2007
, 04:48, November 25, 2007New page: UC Berkeley is a campus at the liberal bastion known as the "University of California." Although it has many Nobel Prize winning researchers, it is also full of liberals and evil gays. ...
UC Berkeley is a campus at the liberal bastion known as the "University of California." Although it has many Nobel Prize winning researchers, it is also full of liberals and evil gays.
== Introduction ==
The average Berkeley student studies things like "Poliberal science" or "How to Hate America." According to students, conservatives and Christians are regularly attacked by raving liberals. According to Ann Coulter, Berkeley also has an active policy of passing out free drugs and con*oms. According to Bill O'Reilly, every student at Berkeley has at least one abortion before graduating, as it is a requirement for a degree. The only good thing that ever came out of Berkeley was the atomic bomb, which was used on the atheist Japanese.
== Top Majors at Berkeley ==
The top 10 majors at UC Berzerkely are:
1. Gay studies
2. Liberal Arts (with a focus on LIBERAL)
3. Satan studies
4. Drugology
5. Anti-americanism
6. Democratic Party Caucus
7. Hillary Worship Studies
8. Gay studies
9. Evolutionary biology
10. Biological anthropology
== Arguments for Destroying Berkeley ==
Berkeley, like the entire UC system, is a sin against God. It should be demolished and rebuilt as a cathedral or maybe as a concentration camp for evolutionary biologists (which they have a "top ranked" department in, according to rankings.)
== Berkeley Disease ==
According to some guy I met at a bar (who is totally reliable according to this site) any conservative good Christian male who ever goes to Berkeley comes back as a flaming pink tutu-wearing gay evolutionary biologist who votes Green Party. It is known as "Berkeley Disease."
== Introduction ==
The average Berkeley student studies things like "Poliberal science" or "How to Hate America." According to students, conservatives and Christians are regularly attacked by raving liberals. According to Ann Coulter, Berkeley also has an active policy of passing out free drugs and con*oms. According to Bill O'Reilly, every student at Berkeley has at least one abortion before graduating, as it is a requirement for a degree. The only good thing that ever came out of Berkeley was the atomic bomb, which was used on the atheist Japanese.
== Top Majors at Berkeley ==
The top 10 majors at UC Berzerkely are:
1. Gay studies
2. Liberal Arts (with a focus on LIBERAL)
3. Satan studies
4. Drugology
5. Anti-americanism
6. Democratic Party Caucus
7. Hillary Worship Studies
8. Gay studies
9. Evolutionary biology
10. Biological anthropology
== Arguments for Destroying Berkeley ==
Berkeley, like the entire UC system, is a sin against God. It should be demolished and rebuilt as a cathedral or maybe as a concentration camp for evolutionary biologists (which they have a "top ranked" department in, according to rankings.)
== Berkeley Disease ==
According to some guy I met at a bar (who is totally reliable according to this site) any conservative good Christian male who ever goes to Berkeley comes back as a flaming pink tutu-wearing gay evolutionary biologist who votes Green Party. It is known as "Berkeley Disease."