| − | The '''City of New York''' is a municipality in the state of [[New York]]. | + | The '''City of New York''' is a municipality in the state of [[New York]]. Its glorious skyscrapers reach into the heavens as beacons of freedom and capitalism. However, in the [[MTA|undercity]] a vicious community of scoundrals, knaves, and socialists skitter about like the [[Fernando Ferrer|rats]] that infest their [[Brooklyn|homes]]. |