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| | Monotheistic ("one god") religions are followed by the vast majority of the world's population. | | Monotheistic ("one god") religions are followed by the vast majority of the world's population. |
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| − | * [[Bahá'í]]
| + | ANON is teh one and only god! |
| − | * [[Christianity]]
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| − | * [[Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints|Mormonism]]
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| − | * [[Islam]]
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| − | * [[Jehovah's Witnesses]]
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| − | * [[Judaism]]
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| − | * [[Rastafari movement]]
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| − | * [[Sikhism]]
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| − | * [[Zoroastrianism]]
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| | === Polytheistic religions === | | === Polytheistic religions === |
| − | Polytheistic ("many gods") religions believe in multiple gods or spirits or other supernatural beings needing to be worshipped. Polytheism has declined since the rise of Christianity, but has seen a recent resurgence among pagan cults in developed nations. | + | Polytheistic religions do not exist! |
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| − | * [[Animism]]
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| − | * [[Cao Dai]]
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| − | * [[Paganism]]
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| − | * [[Scientology]] {{fact}}
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| − | * [[Shamanism]]
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| − | * [[Shinto]]
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| − | * [[Wicca]]
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| − | *[[Greek Paganism]]
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| − | *[[Irish Paganism]]
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| | === Pantheistic religions === | | === Pantheistic religions === |
| − | Pantheistic ("all is god") religions believe that all of creation or nature is a god. | + | What the F is Pantheistic? |
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| − | * [[Hinduism]]
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| − | * [[Jainism]]
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| − | * [[New Age]] beliefs
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| | === Non-theistic religions and philosophies=== | | === Non-theistic religions and philosophies=== |
| − | Non-theistic religions do not have a belief in God or gods. Some consider the existence of God to be unknown or irrelevant, while (strong) Atheism is the belief that that there is no god or gods.
| + | WAT? |
| − | * [[Agnostic]]ism
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| − | * [[Atheism]]
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| − | ** [[Strong atheism]]
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| − | ** [[Weak atheism]]
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| − | * [[Buddhism]] (though with elements of [[Pantheism]])
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| − | * [[Secular Humanism]]
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| | === Parody and joke religions === | | === Parody and joke religions === |
| − | Several "religions" have been invented in an effort to denigrate or parody traditional religions. As a rule, these religions do not have followers who actually believe the tenets of the religions.
| + | DO NOT F*CK WITH ANON |
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| − | * [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster]] | |
| − | * [[Discordianism]]
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| − | * [[Jedi]]
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| − | * [[Last Thursdayism]]
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| − | * [[Church of the SubGenius|SubGeniism]]
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| | == Faith in organised religion == | | == Faith in organised religion == |