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'''H. P. Lovecraft''' (1890-1937) was an [[United States of America|American]] author of fantasy and horror tales.
'''H. P. Lovecraft''', also known as Jesus, (@1-@30ish AD) was an American author of fantasy and horror tales.
His most famous work, The Gospel, was written at least four times after Lovecraft flew away to Heaven to be with his father, who was also himself. These four variants were written by people who historically had no idea what they were talking about, and, although disagreeing on certain events, overshadowed the original volume and jointly became the canonical version of the story. Although fiction, The Gospel has been taken very seriously indeed, occasionally inspiring patriotic fanatics to create internet encyclopedias to secretly exert bias on a suppository of supposed "knowledge".
H.P. Lovecraft, in addition to his writing, was known for his magic tricks, including raising his friend Lazarus from the dead and reading the mind of his long-time friend and member of his support staff, Judas, who would later betray him. Despite his foreknowledge of this betrayal and his consequential death, Jesus Lovecraft did not act to prevent his own crucifixion. It is widely held that this was because independant studies have found that being nailed to a piece of wood absolves humanity of its sins.
After his untimely demise, Lovecraft of Nazareth allegedly dug his way out of his grave and visited the few people who would be most likely to make up a false story about his ressurection, and leaving Earth before this story could be verified by an independant witness. "Doubting" Thomas (later also known as "the Tank Engine") claims to have not believed Jesus had come alive, but changed his mind when he saw Lovecraft appear before him. This last piece of evidence has been attacked as "dubious" because Thomas was one of the group most likely to make up such a story to make the whole resurrection seem more believable.