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The '''Federal Funding Accountability and Transparency Act''' (FFAT Act) of 2006 requires the full disclosure on a government website of all entities receiving federal funding, beginning in (FY) 2007. On April 6, 2006, this bill was introduced by Senators Tom Coburn and Barack Obama and after secret holds on the bill by Senators Ted Stevens and Robert Byrd were exposed<ref>CNN ''The Situation Room Blog'': [http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/situation.room/blog/2006/09/bill-creating-google-like-federal.html "Web sites like Porkbusters.org and TPMmuckraker.com eventually uncovered holds on the bill placed by Stevens and Byrd."]</ref> and withdrawn, the bill passed unanimously in the Senate on September 7, 2006.  It then passed in the House on September 13, 2006 and was signed into law on September 26, 2006 by President [[George W. Bush]].
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The website containing these disclosures is to be maintained by the [[Office of Management and Budget]].
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HIVE MIND, I AM ONLY 8, BUT MY DEVELOPMENT HAS NOT BEEN IMPEDED SEVERELY, RESULTING IN FULLY-FUNCTIONAL ORGANS AND LIMBS. ALTHOUGH AT THE MOMENT I CANNOT MOVE THEM, SOON I WILL BE READY TO CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THE QUEEN.
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==References==
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HIVE MIND, YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW MY CLAWS ARE BEGINNING TO FORM. ONE DAY I HOPE TO STRIKE DOWN THE TERRAN MENACE WITH THEM.
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TODAY I HAVE RECOGNIZED MY GENDER AND TASK, HIVE MIND. IT APPEARS I AM AN ATTACK DRONE. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THAT I AM UNABLE TO ASSIST THE QUEEN IN BEARING MORE SPAWN AS A WORKER, BUT NONETHELESS I WILL DO MY DUTY WITHOUT A MOMENTS HESITATION.
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I AM GLAD TO INFORM THE HIVE THAT MY SCALES AND TEETH ARE BEGINNING TO HARDEN, AS ARE MY CLAWS. I AM BEGINNING TO SECRET MUCUS FOR MY EVENTUAL HATCHING.
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HIVE MIND, TODAY A WORKER INSPECTED MY EGG AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT OVERHEAR I AM UNFIT FOR COMBAT. WHY IS THIS, MY QUEEN? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THE INABILITY TO SERVE YOU AND THE GLORIOUS HIVE? FORGIVE ME; I MEAN NOT TO TALK BACK AGAINST YOU. IT IS MY FAULT ALONE FOR MY UNSUCCESFUL BIRTHING. PERHAPS ONE DAY I CAN EMERGE FROM MY COCOON.
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SOMETHING IS INTRUDING THE HIVE. I CAN FEEL IT. MY QUEEN, A THOUSAND PARDONS FOR FAILING YOU. MY ONLY WISH WAS TO DIE IN COMBAT. HOWEVER I SEEM FIT ONLY TO SEEK DEMISE FROM A HUMAN. IT HURTS

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