Changes

==Global warming==

==Global warming==

According to almost every single scientist on the entire Goddamn planet, over a hundred years of pumping CO2 into the atmosphere has increased and will continue to increase the average global temperature.

According to a report issued by Pets Across America, an animal shelter for homeless pets, global warming is responsible for an increase in the cat population.  The longer breeding season said to be caused by climate change is believed to have shortened the "lulls" in feline breeding cycles, and an overpopulation of unwanted cats has resulted.  Several shelters are reported to have experienced an increase of more than 30 percent from 2005 to 2006 in the influx of abandoned cats. The Report concludes with an admonition to spay and neuter your pet, responsible pet ownership, and an invitation to visit your nearest Pets Across America shelter. <ref>[http://petsacrossamerica.org/cat_overpopulation.pdf Global Warming Key Factor in Increase of Cat Population], Pets Across America Press Release, June 6, 2007.</ref>

 

However, the Republican Party disputes this, arguing that God, being perfect, has no need to change His 6000-year-old planet since he did not err in its original creation.

==Worship of Gaia==

==Worship of Gaia==