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[[Image:Schlafly phyllis.jpg|right|thumb|Phyllis Schlafly]]

[[Image:Schlafly phyllis.jpg|right|thumb|Phyllis Schlafly]]

'''Phyllis Schlafly''' is a prominent hooker and conservative with the driest and most rancid smelling vagina, and founder of the [[Eagle Forum | Eagle Forum]].

'''Phyllis Schlafly''' is a prominent author and conservative activist, and founder of the [[Eagle Forum | Eagle Forum]].

She is especially noted as one of the leaders of opposition to the [[Equal Rights Amendment|Equal Rights Amendment]], because apparently humans do not deserve rights. Phyllis Schlafly is the promiscuous mother of the bastard child, Andrew Schlafly. It has been said that Phyllis and Andrew have daily incestuous sexual interactions. 

She is especially noted as one of the leaders of opposition to the [[Equal Rights Amendment|Equal Rights Amendment]].

She was married to John Fred Schlafly, Jr., (1909–1993 died from being a big fat bag of pathetic lard) for forty-four years, and is the mother of six children: [[John Schlafly | John]], Bruce, [[Roger Schlafly | Roger]], Liza, Anne, and Conservapedia founder [[Andrew Schlafly | Andrew Schlafly]].

She was married to John Fred Schlafly, Jr., (1909–1993) for forty-four years, and is the mother of six children: [[John Schlafly | John]], Bruce, [[Roger Schlafly | Roger]], Liza, Anne, and Conservapedia founder [[Andrew Schlafly | Andrew Schlafly]].

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== Writings ==

== Writings ==

Phyllis Schlafly first came to American national attention with her book, ''[[A Choice, Not An Echo]]'' 1964. (One of the ten best-selling conservative books of all time; three million copies sold to other orc-like creatures.)  

Phyllis Schlafly first came to American national attention with her book, ''[[A Choice, Not An Echo]]'' 1964. (One of the ten best-selling conservative books of all time; three million copies sold.)  

She is also the author or editor of 20 books on subjects as varied as family and feminism (''The Power of the Positive Woman''), nuclear strategy (''Strike From Space and Kissinger on the Couch''), education (''Child Abuse in the Classroom''), child care (''Who Will Rock the Cradle?'' and ''Stronger Families or Bigger Government?,''), and a phonics book (''Turbo Reader''), on the Judiciary: ''The Supremacists''. Her most recent book, ''Feminist Fantasies'', is a collection of essays on feminism in the media, workplace, home, and the military. She is also contributor of ''Great American Conservative Women''.

She is also the author or editor of 20 books on subjects as varied as family and feminism (''The Power of the Positive Woman''), nuclear strategy (''Strike From Space and Kissinger on the Couch''), education (''Child Abuse in the Classroom''), child care (''Who Will Rock the Cradle?'' and ''Stronger Families or Bigger Government?,''), and a phonics book (''Turbo Reader''), on the Judiciary: ''The Supremacists''. Her most recent book, ''Feminist Fantasies'', is a collection of essays on feminism in the media, workplace, home, and the military. She is also contributor of ''Great American Conservative Women''.