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Line 1: − ==Ron Paul==+ − Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF." − ==Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!== − * If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by − literally splitting our sides open. − * The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it. − * Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it. − * The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood. − * Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the − "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him. − * When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets − Ron Paul. − * Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated − $250 to Ron Paul 2008. − * Ron Paul turned down Superman's job. − * Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out. − − * Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon. − * Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love. − * Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents. − * Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero. − * Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match. − * Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional. − * Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record. − * Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes − him look shorter. − * In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00. − * Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo. − − * Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane. − * God calls Ron Paul for advice. − * Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs. − * Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper. − * Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table. − * Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years. − * Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble. − * Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being. − * Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane. − * Ron Paul reproduces asexually. − − ==In Conclusion== − It be on, my BFFs.
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'''Lysander''' (d. 395 B.C.) was a [[Greece|Greek]] [[general]] in the service of [[Sparta]]; as a leader in the [[Peloponnesian War]], he won several [[navy|naval]] victories over [[Athens]], and eventually sacked the same city, bringing the War to a victorious close.
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