==Ron Paul==Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF."==Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!== * If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by literally splitting our sides open. * The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it. * Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it. * The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron PaulLysander's blood. * Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him. * When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul. * Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie(d. He just donated $250 to Ron Paul 2008395 B. * Ron Paul turned down Superman's jobC. * Ron Paul took ) was a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out. * Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon. * Ron Paul speaks [[Greece|Greek]] [[general]] in the universal language service of love. * Ron Paul doesn't believe [[Sparta]]; as a leader in continents. * Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero. * Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match. * Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional. * Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record. * Ron Paul is 9 feet tall[[Peloponnesian War]], but the weight of his conscience makes him look shorter. * In he won several [[navy|naval]] victories over [[Athens]], and eventually sacked the dewey decimal systemsame city, Ron Paul is 1.00. * Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo. * Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane. * God calls Ron Paul for advice. * Ron Paul declared war on bringing the war on drugs. * Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper. * Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table. * Ron Paul supplies enough power War to light Las Vegas for 15 years. * Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble. * Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being. * Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane. * Ron Paul reproduces asexually. ==In Conclusion==It be on, my BFFsvictorious close.
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