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why do they lock the public bathrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid that someone will clean them?
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*Why is it that night falls but day breaks?  
 
*Why is it that night falls but day breaks?  
 
*Why is the third hand on the watch called a [[second hand]]?  
 
*Why is the third hand on the watch called a [[second hand]]?  
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*Why is [[lemon juice]] made with artificial [[flavor]], and [[dishwashing liquid]] made with real lemons?  
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*Are part-time bandleaders [[semi-conductor]]s?
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He skewers all sorts of absurdities in American life:
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*Can you buy an entire [[chess set]] in a [[pawn shop]]? [http://www.ojar.com/view_16198.htm]
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*And why do they lock the public bathrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid that someone will clean them? [http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html]
    
Carlin is also an outspoken [[atheist]], and is virulently anti-Christian and [[anti-religious]]. He has blamed the October 2007 wildfires in Los Angeles County on the people, saying that they "invaded the habitat, and are getting theirs."
 
Carlin is also an outspoken [[atheist]], and is virulently anti-Christian and [[anti-religious]]. He has blamed the October 2007 wildfires in Los Angeles County on the people, saying that they "invaded the habitat, and are getting theirs."
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