| − | According to the Biblical narrative, When Noah was 600 years old, God commanded Noah to build an [[Noah's Ark|ark]] that would have seven (or seven pairs) of every "clean"(kosher) animal and two of every unclean animal. Noah did as he was told, and God flooded the earth. After the flood (which lasted almost a year), Noah came out of the Ark, and made sacrifices to God. After this, Noah got drunk, and the resulting series of events led to the cursing of one of Noah's grandsons, [[Canaan]]. | + | According to the Biblical narrative, When Noah was 600 years old, God commanded Noah to build an [[Noah's Ark|ark]] that would have seven (or seven pairs) of every "clean"(kosher) animal and two of every unclean animal. Noah did as he was told, and God flooded the earth. After the flood (which lasted almost a year), Noah came out of the Ark, and made sacrifices to God. After this, Noah got drunk, and the resulting series of events led to the cursing of one of Noah's grandsons, [[Canaan]]. |
| | + | Later that year, Noah married Joan of Arc. They had three children, Zeus, Jesus, and Bill O'Reilly. They lived in a one bedroom bungalow along the coast of modern day ethiopia. |