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==Basic Info==
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Name: Classified
 
Name: Classified
    
Age: Classified
 
Age: Classified
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Location: United States, State Classified
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Location: People's Republik ov Illinois, United States
    
Profession: Classified
 
Profession: Classified
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Religion: LCMS Lutheran
 
Religion: LCMS Lutheran
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Interests-
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==Interests==
    
Music: Classic Rock, Modern Country, Bowling for Soup, The Blues Brothers, John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, Dethklok, The Confession, and Avenegd Sevenfold.
 
Music: Classic Rock, Modern Country, Bowling for Soup, The Blues Brothers, John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, Dethklok, The Confession, and Avenegd Sevenfold.
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Top Issue: 2nd Amendment Rights
 
Top Issue: 2nd Amendment Rights
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Favorite Firearms-
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==Favorite Firearms==
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Rifle: Colt AR-15 A2 Carbine (5.56x45mm)
 
Rifle: Colt AR-15 A2 Carbine (5.56x45mm)
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Grenade Launcher: China Lake NATIC (40mm)
 
Grenade Launcher: China Lake NATIC (40mm)
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==Proud Sevenfoldist==
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Some of my preferences when it comes to the greatest rock band in existence, Avenged Sevenfold:
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Favorite Member: Brian Haner, Jr. AKA Synyster Gates
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Favorite Album: Avenged Sevenfold
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Favorite Song (Speed Metal): Almost Easy
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Favorite Song (Country): Dear God
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Favorite Song (Rock): Afterlife
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Favorite Song (Military): Critical Acclaim
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Favorite Song (Overall): Dear God
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Favorite Instrument: Synyster Gates' Schecter Synyster Custom
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Favorite Music Video: Almost Easy
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Favorite Guitar Solo: TIE: 1. Syn's Solo; 2. Beast And The Harlot
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Favorite Synyster Era: Long Hair/Black Fedora
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Favorite Venue: Congress Theatre, Chicago, Illinois, USA
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==Weird Factoidz==
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...has adopted the catchphrase "SCHWING!!!!"
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...has driven by the "Scatchell's" seen in Wayne's World
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...100% supports the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and our troops along with them
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...supports President Bush
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...has listed his favorite president as Ronald Wilson Reagan, and actually broke down in tears while watching his funeral on Fox News
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...recognizes the undeniable truth that cats are the supreme rulers of humanity
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...seems to be an apparent magnet for bisexual women, despite his Christian credentials
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...loves Avenged Sevenfold
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...is a huge fan of Larry Elder and Michael Savage
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...is Anti-CAIR
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...100% supports Israel, and wishes the US would adopt Israel's firearms policies
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...loves Avenged Sevenfold
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...loves intelligent conversations
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...is a big First Person Shooter fan
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...is extremely random, as well as manually controllably psychotic out of his own free will
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...loves Avenged Sevenfold
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...loves Avenged Sevenfold
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...loves Avenged Sevenfold

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