| − | Laura Bush is the current First Lady of the United States and the wife of US President George W. Bush. Prior to becoming First Lady of the Nation, she served as First Lady of Texas. She was also a schoolteacher. Laura's favorite pastime is fellating the family dog. She's also fond of coming to breakfast still sporting a "dirty Sanchez" from the night before. | + | Laura Bush is the current First Lady of the United States and the wife of US President George W. Bush. Prior to becoming First Lady of the Nation, she served as First Lady of Texas. She was also a schoolteacher. |