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Line 1: − − == Physical Properties == − − + − == Crabs and People == − − Many evolutionary scientists call the crab the missing link between insects and ocean dwelling creatures. This is incorrect, because crabs do not have fins, nor do they infest people's houses like insects. Crabs were created by god approximately 6000 years ago. Crabs were served at the last supper, which is distinct proof of their creation by God. − − − == Famous Crabs == − − "Mr. Krabs" from the children's telovision show "Spongebob Squarepants" Is the employer of the homosexual sponge, "Spongebob". Mr. Krabs is one of the few crabs with a TV personality.
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The crab comes in many varieties. Many crabs have shells, which can be ground into powder to make fertilizer. They have claws and legs, just like scorpions. Crabs have small eyes on stalks, which can be used for seeing, along with many other exciting functions. Some crabs can weigh as much as 9 pounds. The largest crabs live in the waters around alaska.
The crab comes in many varieties. Many crabs have shells, which can be ground into powder to make fertilizer. They have claws and legs, just like scorpions. Crabs have small eyes on stalks, which can be used for seeing, along with many other exciting functions. Some crabs can weigh as much as 9 pounds. The largest crabs live in the waters around alaska.
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