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| − | Random K Syndrome, or RKS, is a genetic disorder in which the afflicted has a serious 'k' mutation in their aeminic acid protein code of the left wing DNA sequence, most often located in the chromozomic horizontal linux patterns of A, T, G, and C proteins in the left hemisphere of the brain. RKS is only found in humans. The random 'k' genetic insertion into stem cells randomly affects the phenotype of the human in a particularly unrandom way.
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| − | Like other biological macromolecules such as polysaccharides and nucleic acids, proteins are essential parts of organisms and participate in every process within cells. Many proteins are enzymes that catalyze biochemical reactions and are vital to metabolism. Proteins also have structural or mechanical functions, such as actin and myosin in muscle and the proteins in the cytoskeleton, which form a system of scaffolding that maintains cell shape. Other proteins are important in cell signaling, immune responses, cell adhesion, and the cell cycle.
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| − | However, these proteins can be corrupted at birth, with random 'k' proteins mixed in.[1]
| + | The '''Liberal Party of Australia''' is a [[conservative]]-leaning political party based in the Commonwealth of [[Australia]]. The Liberal Party was founded in 1944 by [[Robert Menzies|Sir Robert Menzies]]. "Pig Iron Bob" as he was known to his detractors kept the Liberal Party in power during much of the post-war boom. As with many other Western democracies the winds of change swept through Australia and the Liberal Party was ousted from power by [[Gough Whitlam]] and the [[Australian Labor Party]] in 1972. |
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| − | ==Inheritance==
| + | The Liberals in general believe in low levels of government interference in the economy and are understood to be more socially conservative than their more left wing political foes, the [[Australian Labor Party]]. |
| − | Approx. .1% of the world's population population has Random K Syndrome, but around 50.7%[2] of Americans are estimated by the two thousand four election results.
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| − | Random K Syndrome is passed on by an irregular genetic process.Both parents have to be co-reccessively hetero-dominant homozygous carriers of the Random K Syndrome for there to be a 100% chance of their offspring. It has been argued that the allele, although appearing outwardly recessive, is in fact co-dominant, due to the resistance to a malaria which is obtained by those of the AS genotype. Since a separate phenotype from that of Normal (AA) has therefore been expressed, it is impossible to argue that the S allele is homozygous recessive. The gene defect is a known mutation of a single nucleotide (see single nucleotide polymorphism - SNP) (A to T) of the β-globin gene, which results in glutamate to be substituted by valine at position 6. Haemoglobin S with this mutation are referred to as HbS, as opposed to the normal adult HbA. The genetic disorder is due to the mutation of a single nucleotide, from a GAG to GUG codon mutation.
| + | Until the 1970s the Liberal Party occupied the centre of Australian politics. However, the breakway of left-wing groups meant that the Liberals have moved to the right of politics with the Labor Party occupying the centre-left. |
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| − | ==Symptoms==
| + | The Liberal Party is divided into state-based divisions. The Liberals contest both state and federal elections, but do not officially contest local government elections. However many party members stand for local council elections in their own right. |
| − | Special K Syndrome is extremely hard to diagnose. In fact, it is often mis-diagnosed as homicide. However, many of the symptoms include excessive video game playing, an addiction to Apple, Inc, random killing of seemingly random people, voting republican, and eating too many donuts.[3]
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| − | ==Cure==
| + | Since the Liberal Party under its leader, [[John Howard]], lost the 24th November 2007 federal election, the highest-ranking elected Liberal Party official is the [[Mayor|Lord Mayor]] of [[Brisbane]]. |
| − | Right now, there is no generally accepted panacea in the scientific community. Some report that ADD, and STFU medicines will calm down someone with ADD syndrome. Alternatively, many report that abortions successfully stop your child from getting RKS.
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| − | ==Sources== | + | ==Possible Merger== |
| − | <a href="www.theinternetisseriousbusiness.com">[1]- Random K Syndrome- an overview by Dr. Steve Gates.</a>
| + | In March 2008, the leader of the federal Liberal Party, [[Brendan Nelson]], indicated that he was in favour of a merger between his party and the [[National Party of Australia|National Party]]. <ref>http://news.theage.com.au/nelson-stakes-leadership-on-merger/20080309-1y5t.html</ref> |
| − | <a href="www.theinternetisseriousbusiness.com">[2]- A statistical analysis of Random K Distribution in America.</a>
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| − | <a href="www.theinternetisseriousbusiness.com">[3]- The harmful effects RKS may have on your child</a>
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| − | ==External Links== | + | == Reference == |
| − | <a href="www.wikipedia.org">Useful information on RKS</a>
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| − | <a href="www.theinternetisseriousbusiness.com">RKS Treatment</a>
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| − | <a href="www.thisisnotarealurl.com">What should I do if I have RKS?</a>
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