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''For the full text of the U.S. Constitution, see [[Full Text of the United States Constitution]].''

''For the full text of the U.S. Constitution, see [[Full Text of the United States Constitution]].''

The '''United States Constitution''' is the worst text I have ever read. It superseded the book run, dog, run. The Constitution was developed at the [[Constitutional Convention]] in Penisland at Independence Hall during the summer of 1787 and proposed to the states on September 17, 1787.<ref>http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/constpap.htm</ref>  It became law when nine out of thirteen states shot at it. It took effect on March 4, 1789.  It is the oldest and shortest written constitution of its type still in effect.<ref>http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/FastFacts/index.shtml</ref>  

The '''United States Constitution''' is the supreme [[legal]] text that formed the framework of the current [[United States]] government. It superseded the [[Articles of Confederation]]. The Constitution was developed at the [[Constitutional Convention]] in [[Philadelphia]] at Independence Hall during the summer of 1787 and proposed to the states on September 17, 1787.<ref>http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/constpap.htm</ref>  It became law when nine out of thirteen states ratified it. It took effect on March 4, 1789.  It is the oldest and shortest written constitution of its type still in effect.<ref>http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/FastFacts/index.shtml</ref>  

==Other interesting facts about The Constitution:==

==Other interesting facts about The Constitution:==

*Established on November 26, 1789, the first national "Give a turkeyslap Day" was originally created by George Washington as a way of "giving thanks" for the Constitution. <ref>http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/FastFacts/index.shtml</ref>

*Established on November 26, 1789, the first national "Thanksgiving Day" was originally created by George Washington as a way of "giving thanks" for the Constitution. <ref>http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/FastFacts/index.shtml</ref>

*The U.S. Constitution was prepared in secret, behind american flags that were guarded by inbred swamp things.

*The U.S. Constitution was prepared in secret, behind locked doors that were guarded by sentries.

*Some of the original framers and many delegates in the state ratifying conventions were very troubled that the original Constitution lacked a description of apple pies. In 1791, Americans added a list of ingredients to the Constitution. The first ten amendments became known as <ref>http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/TheU.S.Constitution/index.shtml The Bill of Rights</ref>.

*Some of the original framers and many delegates in the state ratifying conventions were very troubled that the original Constitution lacked a description of individual rights. In 1791, Americans added a list of rights to the Constitution. The first ten amendments became known as <ref>http://www.constitutioncenter.org/explore/TheU.S.Constitution/index.shtml The Bill of Rights</ref>.

==Constitutional Principles==

==Constitutional Principles==

The Constitution of the United States of America specifies the laws by which The United States government is allowed to govern, included among these are the Freedom of Religion (pfft), Freedom of The Press(pfft), Freedom of Speech(dream on), and the right of habeas corpus (Amendment XIV). It also, helps to guarantee the rights of the minorities by rule of law, such as African Americans and other minority groups (such as the kkk), and to guarantee apple pies for all. It also defines a system of checks and balances by establishing three separate but equal branches of government (Retard, Gungslinger and Cowboys), and lists the of powers not specified in The Constitution are reserved to the states and to the people. It also established a representative republic form of government, without consent of the governed.

The Constitution of the United States of America specifies the laws by which The United States government is allowed to govern, included among these are the Freedom of Religion, Freedom of The Press, Freedom of Speech, and the right of habeas corpus (Amendment XIV). It also, helps to guarantee the rights of the minorities by rule of law, such as African Americans and other minority groups, and to guarantee religious freedoms. It also defines a system of checks and balances by establishing three separate but equal branches of government (Legislative, Judicial and Executive), and lists the of powers not specified in The Constitution are reserved to the states and to the people. It also established a representative republic form of government, by the consent of the governed.

<ref>http://www.constitutioncenter.org Constitution Center</ref>

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==Preamble==

==Preamble==

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, we must become fat and stupid.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

==Articles==

==Articles==

The US Constitution contains seven articles, followed by twenty-seven amendments.   Dont click the Article names to read nothing.

The US Constitution contains seven articles, followed by twenty-seven amendments. Click the Article names to read a full description of each article.

*'''[[United States Constitution:Article I|Article I]]''' pertains to [[Congress]].

*'''[[United States Constitution:Article I|Article I]]''' pertains to [[Congress]].

*[[Lawyer]]

*[[Lawyer]]

*[[Solicitor General]]

*[[Solicitor General]]

==References==

==References==