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| | ::Hey, Help Jazz ''is'' my real name! My parents were famous jazz musicians and they named me when they were worried about the death of jazz as a genre... or something like that ;-) [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 16:14, 18 March 2008 (EDT) | | ::Hey, Help Jazz ''is'' my real name! My parents were famous jazz musicians and they named me when they were worried about the death of jazz as a genre... or something like that ;-) [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 16:14, 18 March 2008 (EDT) |
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| | + | == Celebrating the Death of Inevitability! == |
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| | + | When Richard Nixon boarded a United States Helicopter on the lawn on the White House on August 9, 1974, America celebrated the end of one of the most difficult periods in U.S. history. |
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| | + | Nixon's successor, Gerald Ford, summed up the situation nicely when he said, ""Our long national nightmare is over." |
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| | + | And so it was. |
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| | + | Now, nearly thirty-four years later, America again has cause to celebrate the end of a political career that would have spelled doom for the nation had that career been allowed to continue. |
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| | + | Hillary Clinton, self-proclaimed queen of "inevitability," was shoved back into her box this week, putting an end to her dream of being the first woman, aside from Monica Lewinsky, to have her way in the Oval Office. |
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| | + | Not since the days of Richard Nixon has there been an American political figure so utterly despised by so many Americans. It is worth noting that Richard Nixon had to become president in order to attain notoriety as Public Enemy # 1; Hillary Clinton achieved the same distinction by just running. |
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| | + | Which is quite understandable, given the fact that seventeen months of campaigning by a feminist socialist like HRC is more disagreeable than five years of abuse from the Nixon administration. |
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| | + | All in all, America has much to celebrate, as our "least favorite daughter" no longer poses a threat to the sanity and purity of the White House. |
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| | + | One might even say that, with the death of Hillary's fairy tale about inevitability, "Our long national nightmare is over." |
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| | + | Long live the death of inevitability! |
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| | + | Now, what to do about Barack Obama? |