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== 1963 Car Accident ==

== 1963 Car Accident ==

In 1963 Laura Bush, then known as Laura Welch and only 17 years old at the time, was driving her [[Chevrolet]] sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on Nov. 6, 1963. She ran a [[stop sign]] at an intersection and struck a Corvair sedan driven by 17 year old Michael Douglas. Douglas was killed. This is recorded in a two-page accident report released by the city of Midland, Texas. No charges were filled.<ref>[http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm 1963 accident]</ref>  Although Mrs. Bush has historically blamed for the accident, recent scholarship has suggested that there may have been little she could do to avoid it.  Douglas was driving a first generation Chevrolet Corvair, notorious for its unpredictable handling at high speeds.  The possibility that Douglas lost control of the vehicle can not be discounted.

In 1963 Laura Bush, then known as Laura Welch and only 17 years old at the time, was driving her [[Chevrolet]] sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on Nov. 6, 1963. She ran a [[stop sign]] at an intersection and struck a Corvair sedan driven by 17 year old Michael Douglas. Douglas was killed. This is recorded in a two-page accident report released by the city of Midland, Texas. No charges were filled.<ref>[http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm 1963 accident]</ref>  Although Mrs. Bush has historically blamed for the accident, recent scholarship has suggested that there may have been little she could do to avoid it.  Douglas was driving a first generation Chevrolet Corvair, notorious for its unpredictable handling at high speeds.  The possibility that Douglas lost control of the vehicle can not be discounted. Laura, after a 2 day struggle, finally died. Her brain was preserved and her body was reassembled using body parts from former US presidents. She now has to consume human brains. This is largely attributed as the main cause of the invasion of Iraq, to provide plenty of dead soldiers from which she can snack on.

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Laura Bush hosts a press preview of the White House Spring Garden Tour

Laura Bush scoping out her next human meal

in the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden Friday morning, April 16, 2004.

in the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden Friday morning, April 16, 2004.