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Line 1: − + − − Though HIV was long believed to have originated in sub-Saharan Africa during the twentieth century, many prominent researchers have provided a new view that may soon become regarded as scientific fact. Taking into account Biblical inerrancy and, in turn, Archbishop Ussher's (no relation to the modern popular R&B singer/actor, [[Usher]]) interpretation of Noah's Ark and the flood (dating 2349 BC), HIV/AIDS has been traced back to this date. − − Scientists estimate that the Ark had a gross volume of about 1.5 million cubic feet (40,000 m³), a displacement of a little less than half that of the Titanic at about 22,000 tons, and total floor space of around 100,000 square feet (9,300 m²). A pair of mated [[kangaroos|kangaroo]] were placed by Noah on the third deck of the vessel, second door on the left. It was the female (isn't it always?) who was the original carrier of the HIV virus, having developed it from eating raw eggs. − − The blight of HIV/AIDS would have died out with the female kangaroo had Noah not crept into the room late one night for some bestiality (his vice of choice, hence the Ark). − takahlahtakahlah signed off at 1:43:21 AM.takahlahtakahlah is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome (view source)
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'''Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome''' (usually referred to as '''AIDS''') is a series of infections and other complications arising from problems caused by [[Human Immunodeficiency Virus]] (HIV). The series of infections, complications, and diseases are known as HIV/AIDS. Until 1982, AIDS was called Gay-related immune deficiency, or GRID.
'''Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome''' (usually referred to as '''AIDS''') is a series of infections and other complications arising from problems caused by [[Human Immunodeficiency Virus]] (HIV). The series of infections, complications, and diseases are known as HIV/AIDS. Until 1982, AIDS was called Gay-related immune deficiency, or GRID.
AIDS cannot be acquired directly, but is rather a progression of HIV. HIV is contracted through contact with body fluids from an infected individual. There is no known cure for HIV/AIDS. However, recent reports have surfaced as to the origin of the virus, which in turn may lead to advancements in medicine.
AIDS cannot be acquired directly, but is rather a progression of HIV. HIV is contracted through contact with body fluids from an infected individual. There is no known cure for HIV/AIDS.